Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Beef jerky and guacamole

I just got back from a counselors' conference at the University of California, Riverside (UCR), known for many things, including the filming location for the blockbuster, Cannibal Women of the Avocado Jungle of Death. Thankfully, there was no guacamole or beef jerky on the menu (film reference), but what was on the menu, I found pathetic.

Breakfast was orange juice, bananas, apples, and pastries. Lunch was a box lunch from Subway: A 6" sub, a bag of chips, and a cookie. I walked through the "No-Man's Land" of carbage and carnage, tightly clutching my bag of Rosemary and Sea Salt Pork Clouds. At least I could eat the meat and cheese out of the middle of the sammich, but for crying out loud. It's not as if everyone at the conference was a paragon of health.

Before I go any farther, let me say that I am porky. I'm a size bigger than I should be, and I know it. But I'm doing something about it, and that something doesn't include high-sugar fruits, more-sugar-than-soda orange juice, carbage with no nutritional value, and over three hundred grams of carb in only two meals. To put that into perspective, breakfast and lunch at the conference, gram-wise, was the equivalent of fifteen days of eating for me. And, to make it worse, someone I recognized at the conference, who is very much a diabetic, was wolfing it all down with great abandon. So sad.

Also wolfing was the woman in front of me, who was so obese that she had to sit on the front third of the stadium-style seat in the lecture hall. She was too big to fit between the arm rests. Again, sad. Do you know why she got so fat? Because she got fat.

A sketchy and non-technical explanation: 

1. We eat. Our blood sugar level rises.
2. The pancreas releases insulin, whose job is to get the blood glucose level back to normal. It does this by packing it into our fat cells.
3. When we need fuel, our body taps our fat stores for energy.

But wait! There's more!

If we eat crap, our blood sugar r-e-a-l-l-y rises. The pancreas freaks, and makes even more insulin. Insulin does its job, and packs the cells with glucose. 

But:

If we keep eating crap, the insulin level in our bloodstream stays high. Insulin's job is to pack sugar IN, not let it OUT. So, the body, unable to tap its own fuel stores (fat), sets up yet another round of cravings and hunger. 

And the whole process starts all over again.

We get fat because we get fat. We are fat, yet starving to death at a cellular level. 

That's how that poor young woman in front of me got so obese. 

You know the joke about eating Chinese food and being hungry an hour later? You know why? Chinese food is very high in carbs and sugar. That meal just got packed into your belly-fat cells, and your body needs fuel to burn. Hello, sugar cravings!

If you would like to break the cycle, ditch the carbage. When you get hungry, eat a couple of cubes of a full-fat cheese, like Brie, Cream, or sharp Cheddar.  Your liver will take that and turn it into just enough glucose to meet your energy needs. No blood sugar spike, no freaky pancreas, no deluge of insulin, and no belly-fat bulge.

Dirty secret: When I am overly hungry and am too ravenous to make a rational decision about what to put into my mouth, I pop a slice of butter or a glug of heavy cream. My blood sugar will stabilize every time, enough to allow me to sanely decide what else to eat.

And by the way: When our freaky pancreas wears out, unable to produce enough insulin, and our blood sugar level stays high, that, my friends, is called diabetes. And if you are like my diabetic acquaintance who was gorging on orange juice and bananas, you're going to eventually be in deep doo-doo.

Just sayin'.

The Bionic Broad out.


Saturday, September 6, 2014

We who are about to die

Yes, Best Half and I survived the Odelay's Circus Thrill Seeker 5k, and I still have bruises in some interesting places. We started the themed runs back in March as a way of getting us more active. In fact, one of my favorite teachers at school talked me into registering for a half-marathon in November. "We who are about to die...", etc., etc.

Speaking of die, the Evil Medical Establishment (EME) is after Best Half to go on statins, even though, 1. He hasn't already had a heart attack, 2. They increase the likelihood of developing diabetes, and 3. They damage muscle, including cardiac muscle. (If the EME is after you or yours to do the same, here is a great site.) Needless to say, we are trying to effect improvements through diet and exercise. And if you think that Best Half has switched to a low-fat diet, you are out of your gourd.

Way too many people are still fatphobic, eschewing saturated fat as something that will slay them where they stand. The truth is that, to make the kind of changes that the EME wants to see in my Best Half, the object is to raise the percentage of saturated fat in his diet to at least 80%. (Several readers just fainted.)

A high-fat, adequate-protein, low-carb diet will do several things:

1. It will raise your HDL, the "good" cholesterol, through the roof. Anything over 40 is considered good. Mine is 85. HDL is like our "scrubbing bubbles," healing, cleaning, and taking out the trash.

2. It will drastically decrease our triglycerides, or blood fats. When we eat carbage, the liver packs the grossness into little packages, and sends them into the blood stream. Our triglycerides, NOT our cholesterol, are the best indicators of potential to develop heart disease.

3. It will raise our LDL, or "bad" cholesterol. BUT: If our triglycerides are low, the LDL particles are fat, fluffy guys, hitching a ride around our blood stream, and are benign. If our triglycerides are high, said particles are small and dense, like BBs, getting stuck on inflamed arterial walls and wreaking havoc.

4. It will lower your blood pressure. It will help a fatty liver. It will normalize your blood sugar. It will take the pressure off your pancreas. It will reduce your chances of developing dementia and Alzheimer's. It will slow cancer growth. It will inhibit Candida and fungi. It can reduce childhood epileptic seizures. It will help with GERD. It will reduce arterial inflammation. And, wonder of wonders, it reduces the belly!

Some of you just asked why I didn't include weight loss. Well, this type of diet can, but not always. 

After my sleeve gastrectomy, I was weighing about 165, wearing a size 12, and everything was right with the world. Of course, I had no muscle, but, hey, I was in a size 12. Now, I weigh 175, wear a 14, and I'm stronger than I've been since my mid-20s. I can run. Well, jog. Am I ever going to get back down to 165, or the 157 that my HMO says that I should weigh? I don't know. Maybe. But being healthy is more important than wearing a size 12.

My suggestion is to get into ketosis, and let the chips of weight loss fall where they may. For those of you new to all this, ketosis, for the non-type 1 diabetic, is a healthy and optimal state of burning fat for energy instead of carbohydrate. 

I bought a Ketonix, from Sweden (I felt like a member of the Jet Set, getting a package from Scandinavia), and I test my breath several times a day for the presence of ketones, or the by-products of burning fat. Blue is bad (little or trace), yellow is okay, orange is better, and red makes me dance. 

What yellow and above mean is that my body, deprived of carbohydrate (a NON-essential item), is pulling fatty acids out of my cells and sending them to the liver, which makes glucose on demand. Not too little, and not too much. On demand, as needed. Proof of that is in the Ketonix light show. As a result, my insulin stays low, my blood sugar remains normal, and my liver stays lean and mean. In other words, healthy.

One caution: For those of you who decide to take your health into your own hands and give this a go, be warned: The first week or two is tough. The body, having to make the switch from sugar-burning to fat-burning, will let you know that it doesn't appreciate your efforts. You might get a headache, or feel fatigued. To switch over to fat burning involves some amazing chemical and hormonal changes in the body. But if you persevere, you will be amazed at how much energy you have. You will drop the extra water weight that you are slogging around, and you will lose fat. 

I will be doing the half-marathon in a keto-adapted state. This is a grand experiment for me, to see if I can rely on my fat stores (about 40,000 calories) instead of my muscular sugar stores (about 2,600 calories). 

Either way, I'm nuts.

The Bionic Broad out.




Friday, June 6, 2014

We will be what we eat

Note to self: Do not, repeat not, go to Costco before noon on a weekday. This seems to be the time that every elder decides to hit the store. Now, as a future elder, please don't accuse me of being an Ageist. I'm a realist. 

In the parking lot, I got in my cardio for the day by dodging senior drivers who forgot which thingy was the brake, and which thingy was the accelerator. Eldest and Youngest Sons, you have my permission to take away the car keys when I get to that point.

After surviving the Parking Lot of Death, I noticed some disturbing connections inside the store. The health of the elder seemed to be directly related to what was in their cart. I would imagine that it's no coincidence that the more carbage in the cart, the heavier the elder. The worst example of this was the couple directly behind me in line.

One caveat here: The stereotype of the pushy and aggressive fat woman, though a stereotype, still rings true. Fat cells soak up estrogen, leaving too much testosterone circulating in the bloodstream. Hence, the aggression, facial hair, and sometimes, Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (PCOS). Okay...

The woman was morbidly obese, and kept inching closer and closer to me, and I thought that it was another case of an overly-aggressive fat woman. Then, I realized: the woman was having trouble standing, and was trying to get closer to the check-writing level so that she could lean against it. She was out of breath. Standing. In. Line. Out of breath. I looked at her husband, who had to have weighed at least 375 - 400 pounds, and he was also out of breath. He was flopped over onto the cart. He was too heavy and out of shape to help unload the carts. The wife was having to do it all herself, and was struggling. I looked at her. I looked at him. Then, I looked in their carts. Yes, carts. Multiple.

Cookies. Bread. Candy. Chips. Potatoes. Rice. Crackers. Sweet rolls. Pancake mix. Syrup. Canned corn. Canned peas. Bananas. Pastries.

I almost cried.

These people were my age.

This scenario is not what I want for myself in the future.

There was no way that those two were not diabetic, with the high blood pressure and calcified arteries that diabetes brings. I can't imagine what the morbid obesity is doing to their heart and kidneys, much less their hips, knees, and ankles. 

The sad thing is that those two people are starving. Literally. Because of their high carb and sugar, diabetes-producing diet, their circulating blood insulin level is always too high to allow them to tap their fat cells for energy. Their blood sugar gets too low, the body reacts by triggering cravings and hunger, they eat even more carb and sugar, and the cycle starts all over again. Ad infinitum. They might have a body mass index (BMI) of 40 - 50, but they are starving. To death.

I want to be the 91-year old woman who ran the marathon in San Diego in 7 hours and change. I want to be an elder who can drive well in a parking lot, because I am still clear-headed and not confused. I want to be in line, unloading my own cart of meat, whipping cream, cheese, and veggies, and be able to stand on my own two feet.

That's worth much more to me than a cart full of crap.

The Bionic Broad out. 








Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Good morning!

Articles have been popping up all over the place that showcase research done in the Netherlands. Scientists have determined that, if you want to lower the amount of saturated fat in your blood, reduce the amount of carbohydrates in your diet. Period. Simply avoiding saturated fat is useless, if you are still eating high-glycemic carbage.

These are my test results from last January. Many doctors would see this and freak out. I eat a diet VERY heavy in saturated fat, and some of the few vegetable oils I eat are coconut and peanut. And, as my friends can tell you, I am a bacon freak. Triglycerides (blood fats) are low. This is on a 65% - 85% fat diet.

Cholesterol - Should be less than 200. Mine is 228.

Triglycerides - S/B less than 150. Mine, 97.

HDL - S/B greater than 40. Mine, 86.

LDL, calculated - S/B less than 100. Mine, 123.

Cholesterol/HDL ratio - S/B less than 4. Mine, 2.7.


Here's another (Click on it to expand the chart):


ALT is an enzyme released into the blood by a damaged liver. In 2009, I had a fatty liver, and that poor sucker was screaming for help. So, my low-carb/medium protein/high-fat diet came to the rescue: bacon, egg yolks, butter, full-fat cheeses, pemmican, cream cheese, sour cream, coconut oil, heavy cream, etc., etc., etc. 

With these great stats, and the current Dutch research, one would think that I would kick back with my Fat-bomb coffee (half-caff, Splenda, MCT oil, coconut oil, butter, and heavy cream), and  snork smugly that Dr. Atkins had finally been vindicated. Well, not so much. Why? Because I'm afraid that people are going to up their sat fat intake without lowering their intake of carbage. Disaster on the hoof, I say.

Yes, butter is a health food. But not on toast. A bacon cheeseburger is a slice of heaven, but not with the bun. Or the fries. Heavy cream is glorious in coffee, but not when paired with sugar. Sour cream is wonderful, but not on a baked potato.

Americans got fat by accepting the low-fat hooey without demanding valid research, and then by adding insult to injury by switching to a low-fat, high-carb diet. Adding saturated fat to that way of eating (WOE) is only going to make things worse. 

Sugars make blood fats skyrocket. The liver, trying to detox a toxic soup, becomes riddled with fat deposits. Fatty livers lead to cirrhosis and liver cancer. High blood sugar leads to diabetes, which leads to pancreatic cancer. Big guts lead to cardiovascular disease, dementia, neuropathy, kidney failure, and a host of other things that take years and quality of life away from us. 

We don't have to be victims of crap science. Quit bitching about "Big Pharma" and "Big Oil" and look to "Big Food," including the AHA and their bogus "Heart Check" money-making scam. 

(Zen...breathe...relax)

Okay, I'm back.

I didn't start this blog to toot my own horn. Lord knows that I've had my multitudinous times of dietary insanity, ruled by what tasted good, not by what was good for me.

I started this blog to help those of you who are hurtling towards diabetes and dementia, heart disease and high blood pressure, cancers and kidney disease.

We can open our eyes, close our wallets, and get back to a way of eating for health. Fry those eggs in butter, plop 'em beside a healthy rasher of bacon, and greet the morning with a mug of creamy coffee. It's time to take better care of ourselves.

The Bionic Broad out.



  











Saturday, January 11, 2014

Once more into the breach

To those of you who follow my blog, a heartfelt apology. I thought that I was dealing well with a family tragedy, and I found out that that was not true. I slammed the door on everything but trying to make it to Christmas Break. Thank you for still being with me. As Arnold said, "I'm back."

I found some comments/questions when I logged in to my blog, and I'm going to try to address them.

Matthew, complex carbs are the "healthy" carbs that we are told to eat: Not white bread, but whole-wheat bread. Not instant oatmeal, but steel-cut oats. Complex carbs are carbs that haven't been as processed and still contain fiber. Whole grains, beans, and fruit fall into that category. The problem is, that they are still carbs. Yes, the fiber slows down the spike in glucose (blood sugar), but they still attribute to fatty liver, insulin resistance, and fat storage. Anytime you trigger an insulin release, fat storage takes place. That's what insulin does. Complex carbs are still carbs.

Cohen, I'm not sure of your question. If you are confused because of my failure to communicate, please let me know. I want to make sure that I am presenting date-based findings and explaining them in such a way that they are still true to the research.

Anonymous and Matthew, thank you for the kind words. The low-carb lifestyle saved my life, since I weighed 245 pounds, had retinal edema, triglyceride readings in the 170s, and fasting glucose readings approaching the 120s. My waist measurement was in the 40s. (Can you say, "Metabolic Syndrome," boys and girls?)

Anonymous, this is a basic day for me. (As a side note, any link I post that leads to a company, person, or product, I do NOT receive any kind of "kick-back" from anyone. I happen to use certain companies, sites, and products, and I post them here for clarity and convenience.) I try to keep my intake at 75 - 80% fat, 15% protein, and 5% carb.

Breakfast:

Half-caf coffee with liquid Splenda and a half-heavy cream/unsweetened almond milk mixture

Maria's "fat-bomb" (coconut oil, natural peanut butter, unsweetened cocoa, Splenda)

This high-fat breakfast usually keeps me satisfied until lunchtime. I make sure to drink water, and sometimes will have more coffee with the cream/almond milk mixture, and float a bit of coconut oil in my coffee.

Lunch:

An Atkins shake or a Quest bar or left-overs from a previous dinner

I am a high-school counselor who also does discipline, and my lunch is after the students' lunch. If there are problems that I have to handle, my lunch sometimes gets lost in the shuffle. My favorite lunches are bacon and cream cheese, and dill pickles with full-fat cheese.

Dinner:

A bit of fatty protein (bacon, pork roast, sausage-stuffed mushrooms, fried eggs (two or three yolks with one white), baked dark-meat chicken with the skin, home-made chili (no beans) with the fat left in.

Sometimes a non-starchy veg (Brussels sprouts roasted in bacon grease, broccoli with home-made cheese sauce (easy), or mushrooms sauteed in butter and bacon fat with garlic.

Evening:

Decaf tea with the cream/almond milk mixture
Another "fat bomb"

This way of eating gives me tons of energy and keeps me full. Since I am releasing very little insulin (protein and carbs trigger insulin, fat does not), I am tapping into my body's fat stores for that energy. 

I just slogged my way through The Art and Science of Low Carbohydrate Living, by Drs. Phinney and Volek, and was, again, reminded that I am not a health-care professional. It was very much worth reading, though (skimming the parts when my eyes started to cross), and I learned even more as to why carbohydrates are deadly for me. Others might have more tolerance for carbohydrates, but I can gain 10 - 20 pounds in a week or two, if I eat lots of sugar and starch. And, no, I am NOT exaggerating. Ten to twenty pounds in that short a time frame.

I also ordered a blood ketone meter, which I use once a week. The test strips are ridiculously expensive, but one a week is manageable. I am not weighing myself, but am using two markers: Blood ketone reading, and waist measurement. The book I mentioned above said, "Don't trust your mental health to the scale." Precious words.

I highly recommend that you download Keto Adapted, for $14.99. Maria explains the science of a healthy, high-fat lifestyle in a way that doesn't make you wish that you were a biochemist. I've made a batch of her broth (tasty), and I have a mug of it every day to keep my sodium intake up. Yes, that's right. Sodium intake UP. I'll talk about that one at a later date.

Meanwhile, hug your loved ones, treat yourself and others with mercy and patience, and make 2014 the best year to date.

The Bionic Broad out.



Saturday, September 14, 2013

Everybody out of the water


Just when you thought that complex carbs were healthy carbs, the kill-joys at the University of Colorado School of Medicine have rained on our parade.

The researchers were trying to find out the connection between obesity, fatty liver, and insulin resistance.

We already knew that when we consume added sweeteners, such as high fructose corn syrup and table sugar (sucrose), we receive all the benefits of eating that carbage: A liver that becomes too fatty to do its job. It develops scar tissue from all the fatty deposits, which causes cirrhosis, and the liver looks like it's been on a 25-year alcoholic bender. Also, the cells in the body rebel, and refuse to absorb all that extra sugar (glucose) floating around in our blood. (Can you say "diabetes," boys and girls?)

But wait! There's more!

Those pesky researchers have reported that fatty liver and insulin resistance may also result from fructose produced in the liver from non-fructose containing carbohydrates.

Say what? The liver produces its own fructose?  From consumed carbohydrate?

But...but...we are bombarded every day with how, according to the USDA food pyramid, we are supposed to eat 11 servings of "heart-healthy whole-grain high-fiber carbohydrate foods" every day! Carbohydrate is necessary for energy! For good health! For... well...the development of obesity and insulin resistance!

 A direct quote from said researchers: "Our data suggests that it is the fructose generated from glucose that is largely responsible for how carbohydrates cause fatty liver and insulin resistance."

Gasp!

Let's try another: "Ironically, our study shows that much of the risk from ingesting high glycemic foods is actually due to the generation of fructose... These studies challenge the dogma that fructose is safe and that it is simply the high glycemic carbohydrates that need to be restricted."

Take that, you "new-Atkins" sell-outs.

It doesn't matter if that slice of bread is whole-wheat, or that cracker is gluten-free rice, or you are glomming down steel-cut oatmeal for breakfast. Your body is going to take that carb, convert it to fructose, and wreak havoc on your metabolic health.

Drat those researchers in Colorado!

The Bionic Broad out.

 

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Almost right

Here's an interesting short video about fat, even though the "brushing off" of saturated fat is wrong. At least science is heading in the general direction of the truth. One can only hope.

http://ed.ted.com/lessons/what-is-fat-george-zaidan

The Bionic Broad out.